The Seven Shittiest Sins
Greed: I want shit
Envy: I want your shit
Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit
Lust: I'm into some freaky shit
Gluttony: This is some tasty shit
Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit
Pride: I am the shit
catswithbenefits: time flies when you’re throwing watches
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap eight people at once
People on the internet: Omg! You're so pretty and nice! Someone would be lucky to have you!
People in real life: Here comes the awkward whale.
During a math test
Me: my answer = 23
Answer choices: 170, 195, 264, 362
Me: well 170 is closest to 23, so that must be the answer.
beoniseu: I’m in love with someone out of town.
i either eat nothing or eat everything there is no inbetween
bikinikill: i hate having crushes because it makes me go from sassy independent beyonce to annoying clingy taylor swift in approximately two seconds of direct eye contact
zayn: hey man give me back my weed
justin: cmon kid im justin bieber
zayn: and im zayn
niall: if u give him da weed u can be in the band
shirochi: it does not matter how slow you go as long as you’re not my internet connection.
We dance for laughter, we dance for tears, we dance for madness, we dance for...– Albert Einstein (via arielxvang)
wwiao: you’re gonna regret that inverted cross tattoo when you die and the good lord whips your white ass
unfollower: let’s play ‘are you hitting on me or making fun of me’
boy girl convos
boy: i'm so in love with you. it's like we're connected. we even finish each other's s-
omgitsjerick: I stay up late with no one to talk to.
all faces are made of skin and bones but some are considered attractive and some aren’t and that’s weird to think about
darrynek: wait puberty hold on you forgot the part where i become attractive
josholdridge: When someone calls me attractive
commanderinqueef: today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”
nayx: im a gif and youre just a jpeg
krvsty: ok so how do you continue a conversation after saying hello
today is the last friday of 2012. reblog now or go...
yikes: kaidygothisguns: thebobbyhall: yerawizardjessykah: its-gotta-be-harry: I reblog this just because of the gifs. Fucking awkward dancing ^^^^^^ REBLOG FOR THE GIFS OMG LOOLOLOLOL I miss this song. fucking rights i’ll reblog. hey i know u
I feel so sad, and I don't even know why honestly.
someone: So what are you getting for christmas?
me during the final exam:
elysaxoxo: wtf is this bullshit I don’t remember learning this is this some kind of joke my teacher missed teaching something wtf am I doing how much longer THIS TEST IS TORCHER I DON’T WANNA DO THIS ANYMORE okay I already marked A, c, & b, so it’s - omg no it can’t this is so easy I Don’T GEt ThIS ShIT why am I alive are you serious what kind of question is this I am done. I...
vvierd: every minute i am not eating a chicken nugget is a minute wasted
A Poem About Animal Crossing
its-snowing-katbutts: The flowers are dead The weeds are all here Why the fuck Did I leave for a year
mrsugarpink: rapewhistled: followmehome: It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig. It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf. It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow. It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal… its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose… it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.
weirdpunk: lol 13 year olds shouldnt be on tumblr neither should 14 year olds or 15 yr olds….16yr olds„ 17, 18,19, 20 yr olds, nobody nobody should be on tumblr horrible website